I live in Montana,
and in the summer, I don’t fish, hunt, hike, or camp. I float. That is,
I slather on some sun screen, get into an inner tube, and let the
current take me down a river.
Now, of
course, I’ve made it sound simpler than it really is. There’s a matter
of driving cars and leaving tubes and cars and car keys in strategic
locations so no one gets stranded. Then, the inflatable cooler must be
appropriately stocked with cheap tall boys and lashed to my tube for
easy access. But really, after all that’s done, I really do just sit
down in my tube and let the river take me.
As I see
it, there are several different ways of floating a river. I tend to lay
back and enjoy the ride, only kicking when the current forces me into
rocks or tree branches. Others kick and pull with their arms constantly
to stay right with the flow of the current.
Once a buddy floated down
the wrong fork and wound up stuck in a shallow eddy. He simply picked up
his tube and walked on the shallow river bottom until he rejoined us.
We called him the Philosopher Floater: he contemplated his situation,
picked his way through the problem, and re-established normal floating
rhythms.
The Philosopher Floater got me thinking about other patterns people engage in to float the river.
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What kind of floater are you?
The New Historicist Floater—faces backward, looking at where he’s been. The scenery does not inform a firm conclusion about the current.
The Formalist Floater—only the current itself informs the ride. Much flailing of arms and legs to stay in the current.
The Reader Response Floater—floats in silence and allows others to float according to their own “reading” of the current
The Marxist
Floater—can think only about the material forces that conspired to
create the rubber in her tube. She cannot sit in her tube but swims
beside the Post-Colonial Floater who has studied the imperialist history
and colonizing conditions of the location of the rubber tree from which
sprang her friend’s tube. Understanding the current is secondary to
understanding the means on which they ride the current’s back.
The Psychoanalytic
Floater—wonders how the disturbed water fowl, beavers, and indeed, the
current itself feel about being part of his “ride” through their world.
Floats with arms tucked inside the tube.
The Structuralist
Floater—Only the rocks and tree branches along the bank can provide the
meaning of the current, but the flow of the current may not be
determined without a diachronic analysis of where the river has been.
The Deconstruction
Floater—the current can never be understood or known except as it once
was NOT a current because of the polyvalent power of drought. Drinks
copiously during the float.
The Feminist/Gender Studies
Floater—holds on to the tube with one arm, investigating but not
participating in the “hole” in the tube as a representation of
phallocentric forces that diminish the “hole’s” power.
______________________________Despite the kind of floater you are, maybe it’s best to remember that we all emerge from the river soaking wet, perhaps a little tipsy, and (hopefully) smiling from the ride.
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